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-Jesus Christ was born in 1940 before Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris plays russian roulette with an AK47.
-Whan Chuck Norris dives in a pool, the pool is in pain.
-Jesus walked on water, but Chuck Norris walked on jesus.
-Chuck Norri's tears can cure cancer, unfortunately Chuck Norris never cries.
-Chuck Norris is not afraid of dark, dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
-The only man who saw Chuck Norris smiling is Steevy Wonder.
-Chuck Norris height Precisely 1 "Chuck Norris".
-Chuck Norris finished Tetris.
-Chuck Norris can't die, but the death can Chuck-Norris.
-Chuck Norris can lick his elbows (Simultaneously).
-etc... ^^

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:iconfrenchguy100:
THAT'S TRUE!
HAHAHAHAHAHAH! LOL XD

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"There's something in this world that no one has seen before.
It is gentle and sweet.
Maybe if it could be seen, everyone would fight over it.
That's why no one has ever seen it."

~Taiga Aisaka + Takasu Ryuuji
:icondoubidoubidouwa:
Do you know that he have a younger brother?? Go see my deviation about Maxime Caron!

By the way, I love your idea ! ^.^ Chuck Norris ROCKK
:iconsapphire-gorgon:
too kool.i cant tell whats funnier the pic or the desription.

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chuck norris once walked down the steet with a full erection....there where no servivors.
:iconrheatoriesoto:
XDDD That is hilarious!

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It\'s like life is happening all around me- people are moving on, things are changing- but I\'m still in the same place, in the world of the dead, when all I really want to do is feel alive again.
Loverly icon by *Happy-Hacker
:iconmsdinosuar:
i.....i love you :heart:

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I'm a good little cabbage.
:icondoomandpudding:
Death almost had a near-Chuck Norris experience. :lol:

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How can I think outside of the box when they won't even let me out of it?
:iconfullmetalfreak81594:
that's just awesome XD

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I accept the fact that one day I'm going to die... the thing that i'm having trouble with is deciding who to take with me. :)
:icondalubnie:
If you write "Chuck Norris" in a death note, YOU will be the one that gets a heart attack.

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In Soviet Russia, president assassinates you!

. . . Bob Dole's Bob Dole, and Bob Dole approves this message.

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