-Jesus Christ was born in 1940 before Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris plays russian roulette with an AK47.
-Whan Chuck Norris dives in a pool, the pool is in pain.
-Jesus walked on water, but Chuck Norris walked on jesus.
-Chuck Norri's tears can cure cancer, unfortunately Chuck Norris never cries.
-Chuck Norris is not afraid of dark, dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
-The only man who saw Chuck Norris smiling is Steevy Wonder.
-Chuck Norris height Precisely 1 "Chuck Norris".
-Chuck Norris finished Tetris.
-Chuck Norris can't die, but the death can Chuck-Norris.
-Chuck Norris can lick his elbows (Simultaneously).
-etc... ^^
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Daily Literature Deviations is a group that is dedicated to bringing literature to the forefront of the deviantArt community. We attempt to accomplish this by daily featuring Literature artists from around the community that deserve the recognition, but are not getting it. Each day we will feature 5 deviations from the Literature categories in a News Article.
In order to support the artists that we feature, we ask that you the news article as well as check out the individual pieces. We understand that each day you may not be able to check out each and every one of the pieces, everyone has their own things going on. We just ask that you make an attempt to help support the growing Literature community.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAH! LOL XD
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"There's something in this world that no one has seen before.
It is gentle and sweet.
Maybe if it could be seen, everyone would fight over it.
That's why no one has ever seen it."
~Taiga Aisaka + Takasu Ryuuji
By the way, I love your idea ! ^.^ Chuck Norris ROCKK
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chuck norris once walked down the steet with a full erection....there where no servivors.
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It\'s like life is happening all around me- people are moving on, things are changing- but I\'m still in the same place, in the world of the dead, when all I really want to do is feel alive again.
Loverly icon by *Happy-Hacker
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I'm a good little cabbage.
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How can I think outside of the box when they won't even let me out of it?
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I accept the fact that one day I'm going to die... the thing that i'm having trouble with is deciding who to take with me.
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In Soviet Russia, president assassinates you!
. . . Bob Dole's Bob Dole, and Bob Dole approves this message.
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